When a girl shows up at your door, saying she’s there for the audition, then starts playing with that hula-hoop thingie, what’re you gonna do? Fuck her, right? Especially if the situation presents itself, as it does here with Ann, who’s 29 and from St. Louis, Missouri. Yeah, she looks younger. Cum helps maintain her youthful looks. “I do fuck a lot,” Ann told us. “I’m horny all the time, and when you’re a girl, you can pretty much get it whenever you want it.” Only if you’re a pretty girl. Or a marginally attractive girl. Or a girl with a working pussy. Let’s face it: We guys are horny toads. That’s what chicks like Ann are for.

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The “Loser” has struck gold again with Scotty Skies, a 21-year-old cutie from Arizona, who drove all the way to Los Angeles, California with—believe it or not—her boyfriend, to fuck on camera for the first time. Now, we think Scotty should’ve held out and insisted that she get to fuck her boyfriend in her first scene, but, no, the “Loser” gets lucky again. But not before he insults her porn name (really, Scotty Skies) and tries to make her as nervous as possible. Perhaps he succeeds, but you’d never know by the way she sucks a cock. Scotty has the kind of looks that don’t say “porn star” but do say, “If she wants to be a porn star, she could be a big star.”

Okay, once again, the “Loser” asks Scotty what she’s going to do if her loved ones find out she fucked the “Loser” in front of the camera, a topic she clearly doesn’t want to discuss but he insists on discussing anyway. We are, once again, amazed that the girl doesn’t walk out of the apartment, but she doesn’t. Some chicks are just that desperate to be stars.

Distinguishing characteristics about Scotty: 1.) She giggles a lot. 2.) She has tattoos on both arms. 3.) She has very long hair. 4.) She stops giggling when she’s giving a blow job, at which point we discover her fifth distinguishing characteristic, her pierced tongue.

Ah, to be the “Loser” for just one day!

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Looking at Kirin, you’d never guess that this sweet-faced teen is the kind to get fucked with one leg up in the janitor’s closet…by the janitor! Well, she is, and she does. Luckily for the janitor, the floor isn’t the only thing that’s slippery when wet. Kirin’s pussy is dripping and she gets penetrated by his pole. She takes turns riding him and then licking all her pussy juice off his cock until he cums all over her face.

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This is Myah. She’s 18 years old. She’s from New York City. When the “Loser” asks her, she admits that she’s nervous.

But not so nervous that she won’t take it in the ass.

Yeah, that’s right, we said it, the ass. The “Loser” doesn’t delve into the anal cavity too often, but he’s lucky enough to this time. Now, be forewarned: Myah’s ass is little. It looks like you could break it in half if you fucked it too hard. But it doesn’t break in half, and if the truth must be known, she seems to like it a lot better in her ass than in her pussy.

So, congratulations to the “Loser” for not only finding this hot piece of ass but also fucking her in the ass. We’re not much into giving compliments to the “Loser,” but the truth is the truth.

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You flattie lovers out there are gonna love this one. The girl’s name is Kylie Richards, she’s 20 years old and from Pasadena, California, and she has absolutely no tits at all. Yep, she’s nothing but nipple, and she’s cute as can be with a very pretty face and a perfect little ass. Where does the “Loser” find these girls? One thing you gotta say about this guy: He might not know what to do with the girls once he finds them, but he definitely knows how to find them.

Anyway, when this scene opens, Kylie seems very nervous. She’s jittery, as all first-timers should be, and the “Loser” does absolutely nothing to put her at ease. The thing we love about Kylie is that she’s so real. Her bra and panties are normal-girl bra and panties, not stripper/porn star bra and panties.

But once she gets down to fucking—once the “Loser’s” cock comes out—she proves that she’s not a normal girl. She has the makings of a star. She sucks his cock deep and lustily, and when the “Loser” sticks his dick in her, she moans loudly because she’s enjoying it. Before long, it seems as if Kylie has overcome her nerves, and she’s done it by doing what comes naturally. Or cums naturally. Whatever.

The “Loser” has found another winner.

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There’s a lot of setup here before we get to the fucking, but don’t worry. Sunnie is wearing a sexy outfit, and when she does get around to sucking and fucking this dude, she does it right. So stop complaining. For the record, Sunnie, who’s from Albany, Georgia, works as a receptionist in a doctor’s office, and she describes her favorite type of sex as follows: “I lie on my back, on the edge of the bed, with my legs over my guy’s shoulders. He can pump me really deep and fingerfuck my butt, and I can rub my clit. I can have two or three awesome orgasms before he cums.” Of course, he can only have one. It’s tough being a guy.

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“I think once I have the cock in my mouth I’ll be much better,” says Taitum Reed when the Loser asks her if she’s nervous. Now that’s the kind of answer we like to hear. Some people chew gum. Others eat to calm their nerves. Taitum sucks cock. Actually, she licks it first, teasing the Loser before taking his cock into her mouth, and you can just see the nervousness leaving her body.

Taitum is 22 years old and from San Francisco, California. She has brown hair, blue eyes, and enjoys traveling, shopping and writing. She likes to have sex in public and is looking forward to her first gang bang. We’re sure that can be arranged. Oh, and she’s bi. She likes men and women. She even seems to like the Loser. Does that make her tri?

You know, going to the Loser is like going to the doctor. He doesn’t ask the girls to do a slow, sexy strip. He doesn’t ask them to leave anything to the imagination. He just has them strip naked as quickly as possible so he can, as he says, “get down to business.” Is this hot? We don’t think so. Is it any way to treat a lady who wants to be a slut? We don’t think so. But if the Loser knew what we wanted, he’d be rich right now, right? And he isn’t. Believe us.

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The highlight of this scene is when Kitana, a tall, thin 22-year-old from Troy, New York, laughs at the loser’s cock. We’d been waiting for that to happen for a long time, and here, it happens. But, first, some setup.

Kitana has long, black hair and a big tattoo on her back. She’s wearing sexy panties, but we hardly get to see them because the Loser doesn’t like to leave anything to the imagination and has her take it off right away. We get the feeling that Kitana is really into the tease (and probably spent a long time picking out those panties) and would have rather left them on because she knows how much guys love sexy panties. But the Loser, being a loser, has every girl do the exact same thing.

It’s when Kitana is naked that she laughs at the Loser for the first time. He asks her, “Are you ready to get down and funky,” which is language we haven’t heard in a long time. Yeah, she’s ready to get down and funky, and she’s standing there totally naked when he asks her if she wants to back out.

Are you kidding?

But she might be having second thoughts when she sees the Loser’s cock because that’s when she breaks out in laughter. Yeah, it’s a puny little thing, especially when it’s soft, and it’s likely that Kitana was expecting better. More, that is. After all, a chick gets into porn, she expects to get fucked by giant porn-stud cocks. Not this time, Kitana.

So, she gets down on her knees, controls her laughter and proceeds to take one for the team. That would be us. The team. Go, Kitana!

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Karina, a 24-year-old casino worker from Las Vegas, Nevada, wants to join the Mile High Club one day, so fucking way up in a skyrise seemed like a good place to practice. Although, as Karina says, “I’ll fuck just about anywhere as long as the guy turns me on and has a hard dick. I’m pretty easy.” That’s what we love to hear! A hot chick who doesn’t guard her pussy like it’s the crown jewels. She gives it up freely, and why? “Because most girls love to fuck as much as guys love to fuck. They’ll just never tell you that.” But why? Why must we play games? Why must we hide behind the bullshit? Can’t we all just get along?

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One of the best things that can be said about the Loser is he’s not cheap. Unlike most Ordinary Joes who can afford only one camera, the Loser works with at least three, maybe four. So he’s a well-financed loser. Good thing, too, because among our video editor’s notes regarding the raw footage of this video included these gems: “Blow job. We don’t see much at first as he is soft.” “Blow job. All we get to see is her back.” “Cum shot on the face but he blocks most of the shot. We only see her chin being cum on.” So, quantity makes up for lack of quality, and when you add it all up, the Loser’s videos are jackable. Especially when the babe being fucked is Adriana, a tiny blonde (just 98 pounds) from Phoenix, Arizona. In all fairness, the Loser does some good things in this scene, like keeping the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview (something he almost never does) and giving us some nice looks at her fine ass clad in tight jeans.

But losers will be losers, and the Loser is a loser. A smooth talker he’s not. The guy seems to have no idea what to ask Adriana during the interview, stumbling over his words. Then, when she’s chowing down on his hard-on, what happens? Dogs start barking in the background. And what the hell is he trying to shoot when she’s riding him reverse-cowgirl and he has the camera high up in the air, pointed down?

There are plenty of good moments, though, most of them provided by sexy, slutty Adriana who moans, “Oh, baby, it feels so good. Fuck me! Fuck me!” as her tight little pussy gets plowed. A compliment for the Loser? Or is Adriana simply being nice?

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