Welcome back to PornLoser.com, home of the only man in the world who can have a beautiful, young woman say to him, “I’m a nympho,” and not ask for details. The nympho in question is Kelsey Michaels, an 18-year-old, 5′3”, 105-pound brunette from Nashville, Tennessee. In what ways is she a nympho? What are some of her nympho adventures? If you brush up against her, will her pussy start juicing? We don’t get the answers to any of those questions because the Loser doesn’t bother asking them.

There are many things we can say about Kelsey. She’s sexy, horny, has a beautiful body and can really suck a cock.

There’s one thing we can say about the Loser: He got a new couch. And it’s a beauty!

This time, let’s focus a little more on the girl and a little less on the Loser. First off, Kelsey is a flattie, and a lot of guys like that. Like we said, she’s a very good cock sucker, and she does nice things with her lips during the deep-sucking motion, stuff that cushions the cock shaft during the up and down motion. Seems that at the young age of 18, she’s already learned to keep her teeth out of the way, which is something that’s hard for guys to imagine doing (considering that teeth are, in most cases, attached to the rest of the mouth). She moans sweetly while she’s riding the Loser’s cock, and we’re just kinda waiting for her to start screaming in her nympho way, but then we remember, “She’s only 18.” Her fuck shoes are a nice addition to the package, and the Loser is smart enough to have her keep them on throughout the scene. Or maybe he didn’t realize she was wearing them. Finally, her ass looks shapely and fuckable in all positions.

One more thing about Kelsey: She seems to be totally unaware of the cameras. That’s a good thing because in this scene, we really get the feeling that we’re eavesdropping on two people having sex.

Kelsey really starts getting into it near the end, and the Loser puts in one of his better performances, even fucking her hard in the piledriver position before shooting his load. Overall, a good show.

Kelsey 5′3”, 105 pounds brown eyes, brown hair, 18 years old from nashville, tennessee; cute voice; “Actually, I’m a nympho.” Follow-up question?

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Like we’ve said before, some girls are so hot and sexy that not not even the Loser can fuck them up. Such is the case with Alexa, a 5′6″, 125 pound brunette from San Bernadino, California.

“Why are you here?” the Loser asks.

“I like to fuck,” she answers.

And the Loser says, “Well, this is the right place to be.”

Well, not exactly, but like we said, just keep the camera on Alexa, make sure the lighting is reasonably good (a challenge for the Loser, always), and keep the camera from shaking (another challenge) and there’s no way you can fuck things up with this girl.

She takes off her clothes. She’s wearing a white top with no bra. “Are you ready to suck some dick?” the Loser asks.

Hey, good question!

The action begins. Alexa looks right into the camera while she’s sucking dick deep. The Loser fucks up half the camera angles, but the other half save the scene. Alexa never stops moaning with pleasure, and we’d like to say that’s because the Loser is fucking her good, but we all know that’s not the reason. We know the reason. She said it earlier. “I like to fuck.”

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At the beginning of this scene, Cosette, a 23-year-old college student with reddish hair and pigtails, tells us, “This is gonna help me pay my way through school.” Now that’s the kind of thing we like to hear!

At this point, we’d love to hear about where Cosette is going to college. We’d love to hear about her co-ed adventures. Maybe whether she’s ever fucked one of her professors. Does the Loser ask any of those questions? Of course not.

“So, you have no problem with people finding out about this,” he asks. “Parents know? Friends know?” And, once again, we’re left wondering, Why does he ask these questions?

Fortunately, Cosette is so eager to make a fuck film that even the Loser’s downer real-life intrusions can’t de-hornify her.

“Are you nervous?” he asks her as she takes off her clothes, probably making her more nervous with the question. Questions the Loser could ask: “How old were you when you lost your virginity?” “What’s your favorite position?” “What’s your favorite thing about sex?” “Is there any way you’d fuck me if I wasn’t paying you?”

Okay, even he’s not going to ask that last question.

There’s no way in Cosette’s wildest fantasies that she imagined her first scene would be with such a loser. The good news, of course, is that she wants to be a star, and that means she tries hard, and that means we get a great scene, complete with Cosette gagging herself on the Loser’s cock.

Cosette is the reason we love amateur porn.

The Loser is the reason these things are sometimes best left to the pros.

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Lexi is a little one: five-feet, 106 pounds, 32-24-32, B-cup tits. She’s a dirty blonde, and we mean that literally and figuratively.

Lexi isn’t much of a talker. At first, she seems shy… reserved. But then she starts working on the Loser’s cock and makes slurping noises. And the harder and faster she sucks, the more noise she makes, and before long, she’s licking up and down his shaft and sucking even harder. You know how the Loser sometimes takes his time getting hard? Not this time. He’s hard in a hurry, and for good reason. Lexi simply doesn’t take “soft cock” for an answer. Slurp-slurp-gargle-gargle-slurp-lick-gargle. Very enjoyable.

The fucking in this scene is great. At least what you’re seeing of it is great. Unfortunately, more than half of the footage ended up on the cutting-room floor because of bad lightning and the Loser’s usual shaky camera work. Lexi gets her first pro dicking and the Loser cums on her face, but we’re here to tell you that as videography goes, this was anything but HD. Still, there’s enough here to get the job done.

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It’s easy to make fun of the Loser. He’s an easy target. He asks the girls stupid questions. He can’t keep his hand-held camera steady. His camera is always straying and picking up things we’re not supposed to see, like other cameras, photography lights and clothes lying on the floor. Sometimes he has a hard time getting it up. His skin is pink. When a chick is riding him, he sticks his legs out like a corpse. He doesn’t make much noise. He handles the girls as if they’re sacks of groceries.

But the Loser deserves a lot of credit, too. For one, he has the guts to live out a fantasy that millions of us have had. Second, he always gets it up eventually. He usually fucks the girls pretty good. And he cums on their faces. So what if his technical proficiency is a little lacking. Okay, a lot lacking. But he’s fucking chicks on camera. Hot chicks. And a part of us wishes we were him.

This scene, starring Hailey, a 22-year-old from Florida, features the Loser at his best, which means he manages to keep himself out of trouble. He doesn’t say much. The shaky camera work is at a minimum. There’s no pre-fuck interview. The focus is almost always on the girl, which is as it should be.

Hailey has long, dirty-blonde hair and a great ass. She measures 34-24-33 and checks in at 5′6″, 102 pounds. She sucks cock down to the balls and enjoys it. She rides the Loser’s cock, hard. He fucks her doggie style and she moans, “Oh, fuck me harder.” A train can be heard in the background. “Yeah, fuck me harder,” she says.

And, since we’re saying good things about the Loser, here’s another: He manages to pull off his most difficult fucking position ever as he slams Hailey in the piledriver position. She spreads her legs wider, clearly loving it.

It just goes to show you: Even losers have their day.

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Tatum is a teenage Texan who loves sausage. Big ones. She’s all kinds of naughty and masturbates three to four times a day. So it’s no surprise that her mouth latches on to this cock the second she sees it. She happily gives a hummer and spits all over it for super slobbery sucking. When it’s time to fuck, Tatum jumps up and down on his cock like it’s a pogo stick. She loves to talk nasty and wants the whole thing shoved inside her tight pussy. She can handle it, can you?

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Ashley is so little that she makes the Loser’s cock look huge. Now that’s little! Her mouth is so small that she’s barely able to wrap her lips around his tool, She makes him look like John Holmes! In our opinion, at this point, the Loser should’ve shut down the camera and asked her to marry him.

Of course, she would’ve said no. Ashley is young (just 18). She’s sexy. She’s beautiful. She’s definitely not desperate. She’s saving up for college, and if fucking and sucking the Loser is the best way for her to pay her tuition, we’re all for it.

By the way, she’s from North Dakota, and we can’t remember the last time we heard of a porn starlet coming from North Dakota. The Loser might have thought to ask her about that.

The opening minutes of this scene contain the usual Loser gems, like him asking her to take off her clothes by saying, “Let’s take a look at what we’re working with here,” as if Ashley were a tool he just bought from Home Depot. Stuff like that makes us realize the real reason the Loser tried to become a porn director: It’s the only way he’ll ever get laid.

The Loser manages to fuck Ashley in a variety of positions. He cums on her face. The Loser has his scene. Ashley goes off to fame, fortune and college. Everybody wins, especially the Loser, who goes to bed that night thinking he has a big cock.

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The Porn Loser is proud to present a barely-legal, 18-year-old California girl with measurements of 34-24-34 and an eagerness to fuck that’s unmatched by most women twice her age. She’s a brunette with a tight, cute body, nice, firm tits and a shaved pussy. She’s wearing black, sexy, lace tights and a pink lingerie top. This girl is a winner.

The Loser? He’s just a loser. As usual, he has a hard time getting it up, and Kandi has to work real hard–harder than any 18-year-old hottie should have to work–to get him hard. But she does because she wants his dick.

In this scene, it’s hard to tell who’s the inexperienced 18-year-old. The lighting? Garbage. The pre-fuck interview? Loser doesn’t know what to ask her. The camerawork is shaky even by Porn Loser standards. Half the time, her head is cropped off when she’s riding his cock. But don’t worry, fellas: The Loser’s legs and feet are fully in the frame.

As usual, the girl saves the day with some ferocious fucking that makes you realize, “This girl’s got a future, as long as it involves sex.” Kandi’s pussy squishes oh-so-nicely when the Loser is fucking her, and fortunately, his on-camera mic picks it up. Of course, the camera picks up lots of other things, too, such as the other cameras in the room, but teenage Kandi seems to be able to put all of those things out of her mind.

“Oh, I’m gonna cum!” she screams.

“Oh, fuck me!” she begs.

There’s no substitute for youth.

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Russian girls are easy? We never knew that, but it seems to be the case, judging by this video. It’s of Katya Melrose, a 23-year-old Russian who’s now living in Miami Beach, Florida. First off, she doesn’t mind when the guy who drives up completely mistakes her for another girl. Second, she offers to show him her tattoo, which is strategically located on her pussy. Third, she has no hesitation in accepting his offer to go back to his place. Then, when he asks her if she’s going to show him her tattoo, she says, “Are you going to show me your cock?” Gentlemen, if a chick ever says that to you, it means she wants to fuck. Really. Believe it or not. Anyway, Katya is easy and she likes to suck cock. She fucks like crazy and says sexy things in her accented English like, “You have nice cock.” So, yes, Russian girls are easy. At least this one is.

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The little wall decorations behind Elizabeth James read, “Laugh,” “Believe” and “Love.” They should read, “Great Ass,” “Nice Tits” and “Fuck A Lot.” Elizabeth, a 23-year-old insurance office clerk who’s originally from Iowa, has a great ass, nice tits and fucks a lot. She tells us she likes a man who takes control, so if you’re going to be reduced to a quivering mess when confronted with Elizabeth’s body, give it up. The guy in this scene doesn’t have that problem, so Elizabeth’s first fuck for the NaughtyMag.com cameras turns out fine. Great, even. We have another wall sign for you: “Jack.”

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