The highlight of this scene is when Kitana, a tall, thin 22-year-old from Troy, New York, laughs at the loser’s cock. We’d been waiting for that to happen for a long time, and here, it happens. But, first, some setup.

Kitana has long, black hair and a big tattoo on her back. She’s wearing sexy panties, but we hardly get to see them because the Loser doesn’t like to leave anything to the imagination and has her take it off right away. We get the feeling that Kitana is really into the tease (and probably spent a long time picking out those panties) and would have rather left them on because she knows how much guys love sexy panties. But the Loser, being a loser, has every girl do the exact same thing.

It’s when Kitana is naked that she laughs at the Loser for the first time. He asks her, “Are you ready to get down and funky,” which is language we haven’t heard in a long time. Yeah, she’s ready to get down and funky, and she’s standing there totally naked when he asks her if she wants to back out.

Are you kidding?

But she might be having second thoughts when she sees the Loser’s cock because that’s when she breaks out in laughter. Yeah, it’s a puny little thing, especially when it’s soft, and it’s likely that Kitana was expecting better. More, that is. After all, a chick gets into porn, she expects to get fucked by giant porn-stud cocks. Not this time, Kitana.

So, she gets down on her knees, controls her laughter and proceeds to take one for the team. That would be us. The team. Go, Kitana!

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Karina, a 24-year-old casino worker from Las Vegas, Nevada, wants to join the Mile High Club one day, so fucking way up in a skyrise seemed like a good place to practice. Although, as Karina says, “I’ll fuck just about anywhere as long as the guy turns me on and has a hard dick. I’m pretty easy.” That’s what we love to hear! A hot chick who doesn’t guard her pussy like it’s the crown jewels. She gives it up freely, and why? “Because most girls love to fuck as much as guys love to fuck. They’ll just never tell you that.” But why? Why must we play games? Why must we hide behind the bullshit? Can’t we all just get along?

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One of the best things that can be said about the Loser is he’s not cheap. Unlike most Ordinary Joes who can afford only one camera, the Loser works with at least three, maybe four. So he’s a well-financed loser. Good thing, too, because among our video editor’s notes regarding the raw footage of this video included these gems: “Blow job. We don’t see much at first as he is soft.” “Blow job. All we get to see is her back.” “Cum shot on the face but he blocks most of the shot. We only see her chin being cum on.” So, quantity makes up for lack of quality, and when you add it all up, the Loser’s videos are jackable. Especially when the babe being fucked is Adriana, a tiny blonde (just 98 pounds) from Phoenix, Arizona. In all fairness, the Loser does some good things in this scene, like keeping the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview (something he almost never does) and giving us some nice looks at her fine ass clad in tight jeans.

But losers will be losers, and the Loser is a loser. A smooth talker he’s not. The guy seems to have no idea what to ask Adriana during the interview, stumbling over his words. Then, when she’s chowing down on his hard-on, what happens? Dogs start barking in the background. And what the hell is he trying to shoot when she’s riding him reverse-cowgirl and he has the camera high up in the air, pointed down?

There are plenty of good moments, though, most of them provided by sexy, slutty Adriana who moans, “Oh, baby, it feels so good. Fuck me! Fuck me!” as her tight little pussy gets plowed. A compliment for the Loser? Or is Adriana simply being nice?

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Heather can be a real tease. The Loser asks her to take off her clothes. She takes off just her top.

“Keep going?” she asks.

Keep going. She takes off her pants. “Keep going?”

“Keep going, keep going!” the Loser begs.

Finally, she has all of her clothes off, and it’s an impressive sight. The Loser expresses actual excitement.

“You got the body. Are you ready to suck some dick?” he asks.

“Yes,” she says.

Then a moment of hesitation. “Yours?”

After she overcomes her initial disappointment-what did she expect, Sean Michaels to show up?” -Heather gives a spectacular BJ, deep-throating, gargling cock, sucking balls, spitting on the Loser’s dick, giving him the kind of blow job he’d only dreamed of. Listen, we’re going to say this right here: As of this moment, Heather is the BJ champion of PornLoser.com.

A few basic facts about Heather: 5′4″, 104 pounds, 32-22-32 from New York City. Blue eyes, long, blonde hair, obviously very experienced in the sack. A chick doesn’t suck cock like Heather does the first time.

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Amai has come from the East to see “big American cock.” That’s right, this skinny Asian has traveled thousands of miles to get filled with Western wang. Don’t let her demeanor fool you, underneath her submissive nods and shy giggles she really wants to get fucked. And that she does, after getting her first taste of “Godzilla” American cock. Once this guy slips it in, Amai squeals and bounces her way to the creamy end. Welcome to the States!

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The Loser spends the first portion of this scene trying to convince Chelsie that she should be nervous and that everyone she’s ever known in her entire life is going to find out about this. He seems to be trying to talk her out of doing the scene, which is amazing considering she’s one hot piece of ass–beautiful face, tight body, blonde hair, green eyes–and he paid her only $800.

Yeah, you read that right! $800! A chick like Chelsie should’ve added a few zeroes onto that to let a guy like the Loser fuck her.

“What makes you think you can do this?” the Loser asks her.

What makes the Loser think he can do this when we have hard proof that he can’t?

So, after the Loser fails to convince Chelsie that she shouldn’t take the money and shouldn’t do the scene, she gets down on her knees and gives him a very enthusiastic blow job. And the rest is history.

As the scene continues and the Loser manages to pound Chelsie with his reasonably hard cock, we are left to ponder the big questions of life: What won’t some chicks do to get into porn? How lucky are we to live in a world in which hot chicks will let total losers fuck them? And, isn’t the pussy a wonderful thing?

Loser finishes fucking her and cums on Chelsie’s face. All for $800. Bargain.

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Ya gotta hand it to the Loser. He finds some good ones.

This time, we have Heather Anne, an 18-year-old brunette from Las Vegas who tells us, “I used to work at a strip club.” Say what? Used to when? She’s only 18, for goodness sakes!

After the Loser smartly decides not to take that line of questioning any further, Heather reveals that she stopped stripping because she couldn’t dance. But, as you’re about to see, she can definitely fuck.

Our favorite part of this video is when Heather is blowing the Loser’s cock and her hair starts getting in the way. She kindly asks, “Could you pull my hair back?” knowing that with her hair in the way, we can’t see the dick going in and out of her mouth. Obviously, Heather knows what she’s doing.

As cute, little pieces of ass go, Heather’s right at the top of our list. Five-foot-three but long legs, 105 pounds, 34-24-32, tight little body, B-cup tits. Hey, she’s only 18. She’s in mint condition!

So, after the Loser reminds Heather that she should be nervous, and after Heather tells us that her father, of all people, knows what she’s doing, the sucking and fucking starts, and it’s definitely worth a jack.

And by the way, Heather Anne, honey? You don’t have to know how to dance to be a stripper.

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With a hot tutor like Lina Sweet, the only thing you’ll be able to study are her tiny tits and tight ass. If you do learn anything, it’s that she’s a virgin who’s looking to put a few notches on her belt. But don’t let Lina’s limited experience fool you. Once she decides to take the plunge with this guy, she uses everything she’s learned from watching pornos to give him the best lay she can. She sucks his cock like a slut pro and fucks him till the sweet, creamy end.

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As “Porn Loser” girls go, Tori is as horny as they come. The amazing part is that she stays horny throughout the scene, even when the Loser is fucking her. Even when he has to interrupt her doggie-style pussy poking to adjust one of the cameras, leaving her without a cock in her cunt and us with, thankfully, a view of her ass, pussy and asshole, courtesy of a secondary camera.

Tori is 5′5″, 128 pounds of fun from Minnesota (she’s now living in Los Angeles). She has green eyes, brown hair, measures 34-28-36 and smiles and giggles a lot, especially when she’s talking about sex. We’ve rarely seen a girl this enthusiastic, especially prior to her first scene.

“I always have these crazy ideas about sex, and I masturbate like crazy,” she tells us. “I’m really sexually open.”

We find out how wild and crazy she is even before she goes down on the Loser’s cock. Even the way Tori takes off her top and skirt seems to scream, “Fuck me,” as she squats on the floor, as if she were waiting for the Loser to bring over his cock. He doesn’t, but she goes on with her striptease, doing more stripping than teasing.

“I want to make you real hard,” she says.

That’s easier said than done with the Loser, who doesn’t respond the way 99.9% of the hetero male world would as Tori proceeds to give him a great blow job: hands-free, deep into the mouth, making smacking noises when the cock leaves her mouth, asking,”Do you like that?” Licking and slurping up and down on his cock, making humming noises, licking his balls. Finally, the Loser responds, but just when she’s got some good wood to suck, he invites her to jump on top of his cock, something he never does.

“Do you like my pussy?” Tori asks.

The camera fuck-up happens a few minutes later, but by that point, we’re so turned-on by Tori that we forget who’s fucking her. Oh, yeah. The Loser. Ya had to remind us?

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A little over a minute into this video, Gem takes off her top and skirt, revealing a super-tight, super-curvy body in a black bra and sexy matching panties. At this point, a normal man would express some admiration for Gem–or as the Loser always refers to it, “what we’re working with here.” But not the Loser, who doesn’t say a word, leaving Gem to stand there awkwardly, waiting for some glimmer of approval. Finally, when Gem has all of her clothes off, the Loser says, “Awesome. Great body. Very hot.” But it seems like too little, too late, especially for a hot piece of ass like Gem.

A few basic facts about Gem. She’s from England. She’s 21 years old. This is her first scene. She’s 165 centimeters tall and weights 54 kilos. That’s 5′4”, 119 pounds for those of you in the United States side of the pond. She’s a little girl, but she apparently has a big mouth because she practically throats the Loser, which might not be saying much but is definitely saying something. A nice added touch is how Gem sucks the Loser’s rod through his boxers. This girl definitely has a future.

The Loser clearly has no future as a porn director or videographer, as this scene clearly proves. He sets back the art of P.O.V. Videography two-dozen years with some camera work that takes us right out of the action or too close to the action. But, as usual, there’s enough here to keep us jacking. The blow job scene. The way Gem looks at the camera. Her shaved pussy, which really deserves better. But, hey, this is amateur stuff, right? And if we wanted pro-amateur porn, there’s plenty of that out there. So, the Loser gets the job done, the girl gets laid and has a scene to add to her resume and we get off. So who’s complaining?

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